“what’s up with it vanilla face me && my homie azamat just parked our slab outside we’re lookin for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night so uh bangbang skeetskeet nigga. we just a couple of pimps no hoes……we can’t stay here, they’re player haters!”—borat
i probably need to stand up for myself more often. i never considered myself to be the type of person who lets people walk all over me.. but i realized i’ve been taken advantage of way too many times && i’m too afraid to defend myself.
i came home from vaca && my mom was all like.. LETS BOND! but then she ditched me, so i feel very lame being ditched by my mother. && i was actually looking forward to bonding with her. the only person in my family who hangs out with me is like 2 year old sister. so it looks like it’s diego && dora for me tonight.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. We did it in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML